My blog, as with all blogs, gets hit with spam comments from time to time. Wordpress has a program that will catch the spam comments so that they don’t clog everything up with links to viruses and attempts to sell everyone the latest Viagra-style product. As I get these spam comments, I’ve been deleting them.

However, I’ve realized I’m wasting an opportunity here. See, wordpress also allows the blog author to edit comments. This means I can take the idiotic spam comments and tweak improve completely rewrite them into something fun. From now on, I’ll be rewriting all comments to whatever specifications make sense to me at the time, and posting them.