I… don’t know what do to with this.
Presenting PROPER OPOSSUM MASSAGE by MEpearlA.
I mean, she’s either the craziest duck that ever quacked or she is 100% absurdist genius.
The opossum does not look pleased, especially when she has it upside down on a pillow and it’s trying to get the hell back up. And then she SWEEPS ITS AURA OUT.
This, people, is worse than the “Cat Chakra Balancing Formula” I found on some insane “natural pets” website.
Procrastination Party of One 
The sweeping of the aura is my absolute favorite.
That video is Grade A Nightmare Fuel. Between the sweeping of the aura and the tying up of the polarity (or whatever it was she said – I’m afraid to watch it again), I mean… she *has* to be kidding, right?
(original flagged-as-spam comment) i can has cheeseburger?
(editorial thoughts) Really? Not icanhascheezburger?
It’s really sad that a spambot can’t spell. (Or maybe it’s sad that the spambot hasn’t been fully updated on proper spelling for old meme.)